thanksgivingThe Most Wonderful Time of the Year
A Plea for More Thanksgiving,Less Xmas

Every year I get the impression that stores start pushing holiday merchandise earlier and earlier. It could just be my imagination, but I can’t remember seeing Halloween items in stores during August, or Valentines gifts in late December until fairly recently... read more

barbados Spring Break in Barbados:
A Pathetic Travel Story from 1987

I woke up to bright light in a strange room. Not really knowing where I was, I looked over to the other bed in the room to see Sally snoring with her skirt hiked up and no underwear on. It being 1987, I was expecting Spring Break to be a wild time, but this was more than I had counted on... read more

shapesIn Depth Book Review:
Touch & Feel: Shapes

When you read children’s books, you get to know DK books through their omnipresent "My First Word" book series. We always had the impression that DK books were well thought out, well designed and easy to understand. But then someone gave us Touch & Feel: Shapes... read more

squirrelThe Epic Battle Continues
The rodents are winning, episode 2

I walked down the basement stairs and saw a big fluffy tail disappear around the corner. "Holy shit!" I said. It was a particularly cold December 26th and we had just come home from a long day of trying to return and exchange gifts. I was going down the basement to put away some boxes, which I quickly dropped as I ran around the corner to try to see the offending creature... read more

pompeii Last Train from Pompeii:
a travel story by Mary Miller

The early morning sun, rising with a delicious hazy Mediterranean warmth and tempered by a late October breeze, sparkled off the train’s exterior. The prospect of a train ride from Rome to Pompeii was thrilling in such luxurious weather; after a hectic three days’ get-it-all-in-we-only-have-one-week sightseeing frenzy, my husband Ken and I were ready for a few hours to do nothing but sit and stare... read more

Video Reviews
Videos you've never heard of, and won't be able to find.

A Dark Day
A strange, sad coincidence.

2001 In Review
Tiny Steps & Big Disasters

Tiny's Diner
A Short Story and a Bunch of Excuses

Budapest & Prague 2000
Fun and Public Transit in Eastern Europe

The Parking Lot Gourmets
A True Story About Food & Football

Gardening With Ken
The rodents are winning.

Collectible Corner
A Short Story.

Puffin: It's What's For Dinner.
Our trip to Iceland in February, 1999.

Moving (Again)
We've just got too much junk.

The Joy of Indian Movies
From Bollywood to You.

A Survey of my Deepest Fears
Inflatable Clowns: The Ultimate Evil?

Trains and Kismet:
A Schmitzian tale of fate. Strange but true.

Emergency Chicken
A short story about the potato salad business.

The Review Issue
We tell you what to like. Theatre, Literature, Food & Gurus.

The Wedding
Warning: Nothing bad happened.

Crackpots!
Fun with the mentally unbalanced

The Cola War
A Short Story

One Strange Month
Truth is Stranger Than The Postman

The Travel Agent from Hell
Yet Another Self-Indulgent Travel Diary- Europe '97

The WE Festival
Also includes WE '97

Interview with Ashley P. Owens
The End of an Era

Day of the Dead in Oaxaca, Mexico

The Dryer Saga
The Cursed Appliance

June
(Originally Printed in the zine "On The Road")

Swami Nirmalananda
Death of a mail art guru.

The Terrible and Tragic Fish Story

The Flood of '96
(Also pretty tragic)


Cults & Cult Figure Articles
A collection of early material from Shouting at the Postman including:

Bill Simon and Other Arbitrary Cult Figures
My Life With The Kit Cat Cult
The Many Lives of Ben Robey
Why Is This Big Boy Smiling?
Mahir: The Instant Internet Cult Figure


Classic Postman
A collection of early material from Shouting at the Postman including:

Roadside America
On the Theory and Practice of Mail Art
Everything I Know About My Friend Steve
The Netland Liberation Front
Uncle Bobby and the Hot Rodders- a short story