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Trains and Kismet

Apr., 1999 | A Schmitzian tale of fate

Mary and I were sitting in a Chinese/Japanese restaurant in New York City, drinking Tsing Tao and Sake, trying to figure out how we would be getting home... (read more)

Tiny's Diner

Jul., 2001 | A short story with a long introduction

The phone rang, and everyone seemed to stop and stare at it. The man in the hair net answered it, "Tiny's. uh huh... uh huh... hold on a second... (read more)

The Wedding

Jul., 1998 | Don't Worry, Nothing Bad Happened.

Honestly, it's been really difficult for me to sit down and write this article because nothing went wrong with the wedding or the honeymoon... (read more)