What is a "Cult Figure"?

A "cult figure" is a person whose image has become a symbol which transcends the meaning of the original image. The best way to describe them is as an "in joke" taken way too far. Every year the cult figure selection committee would choose a person to become the Cult Figure of the Year. Then, we would make a bunch of stuff with this person's face on it. Usually the person is selected because of the comical expression on his or her face, not because we have anything against them. Readers are asked to send in their own interpretation of the cult figure as well. Cult figures are usually just ordinary people who are not famous in any way (until we make them temporarily famous).

The Secret Life of Abe Lincoln

Cult Figure of the Years 2001-2002

Abraham Lincoln, the sixteenth president of the United States, possibly has the most instantly recognizable face from American history. His name appears everywhere--children's toys, cars, cities, streets-- even the first cross-country highway (built in 1913) was named Lincoln Highway. His image appears on the penny and the $5 bill, on Mount Rushmore, and on countless thousands of silhouettes in schools and banks during the month of February. Nearly every American can recite the first line of the Gettysburg Address ("Four score and seven years ago...") but would be hard-pressed to come up with anything said by George Washington.

Few men (and fewer presidents) can match the stories of his life, from walking 20 miles to return a borrowed book to freeing the slaves, to being the president during the Civil War to his martyrdom at the hands of John Wilkes Booth. He is, in effect, the "super president," even sharing with "supermodels" the disease called Marfan's syndrome. He is the perfect American cult figure.

Many of his accomplishments are the stuff of legend, but how many people know of his minor ones? His muscular body from years of chopping wood and building his own log cabins, his flirtation with cross-dressing, his life as a dancer... these are the things which were not talked about in the innocent days of the 1800s when a president's private life was considered his own. Here, for the first time, our international team of artists and researchers has unearthed evidence of the private side of Abe Lincoln.

Contributions

Alas, Poor Garlick

Alas, Poor Garlick

Abe Lincoln also appears on Gridcosm levels 655 and 664
(thanks to Natalukas for helping him get there!)

© 2001, Ken B. Miller & Contributors as Listed. | Reproduced from Shouting at the Postman #44, February, 2001 | 16771

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